No you can’t have a fucking Martini you pschopathic gobshite,it’s fucking 2015, here have a Bacardi Breezer…knobhead.

specrtreBy the time you read this you will be dead. nike air max 2017 pas cher Well, many of you might be dead. Dead to me, anyway. You will have contributed to the perpetuation of a movie phenomenon so tediously formulaic, so abhorrently callous, so steeped in the stench of rank misogyny that your opinions, ideas and even human rights no longer mean anything to me. Russell Wilson – Wisconsin Badgers OK that might be a little strong and premature as it’s not out til later this month, but fuck it, I really REALLY hate James Bond movies and I’ll tell thee for why… I hate their monochromatic pre-titles sequences which are invariably used to cover some extinction event sized craters in the plot (e.g.

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